hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

(via paradeofspiders)

"

Sober or drunk, it’s always you.

"

Unknown  (via c-oquetry)

(Source: underground-rebels, via pizzaxxqueen)

aidantuurner:

i was presenting something in english the other day and this kid started snickering and laughing at me so i just stopped in the middle of talking and stared at him with the best evil look ever and

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(Source: misterfrodo, via playmeoutjohnny)

"Everyone else can fuck off because I only want you. I only wanna be wanted by you."

guy:

tell someone to look and they’ll ignore you. but tell someone not to look and they’ll turn their head faster than it takes a straight white boy to ask for nudes during 21 questions

(via tinymoonwalker)