joetrohnam:

my mom always lets me mash the potatoes because it helps me deal with my feelings 

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

  • me: (thinks something mean)
  • me: dont be fucking rude

pink-vulva:

once i take my bra off, don’t ask me to do shit for u bitch bc once that bra comes off, i am clocked out of life. i am done. i am finished. i am logged the fuck out. 

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via pizzaxxqueen)

d3ssins:

my actual vocabulary in real life consists mostly of

  • omg
  • dude
  • (weird noises)
  • what the hell
  • i’m going to kill you
  • fuck you

(via pizzaxxqueen)